Another Christadelphian decides
that Genesis is NOT literal!
Yet another
Christadelphian has joined the growing band of brothers who have thrown in the
towel and accepted the bleeding obvious that Genesis is NOT literal. http://bibleq.info/answer/5240/ "Did it rain before the flood?"
The question
is about as crazy as asking "Did they have nuclear weapons before the flood?",
but our hero Christadelphian "Russell" gives the right answer: "There are
several indications in the text that the passage is not a literal historical
account..... Of course it is possible to force answers to all these objections
to a literal reading. However the natural reading of the text is to interpret
this passage other than literally."
After
pressing the "SUBMIT" button on his post he realized that he was outside of his
comfort zone and posted on another forum...
"No doubt I have painted myself as a dangerous radical by now. Not a
profile I enjoy, but unfortunately necessary I think." http://berea-portal.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1181
Yeah, I know the feeling. You have a beer with your evening meal, speak
your mind on the Internet and then five seconds after pressing "SUBMIT" you
think to yourself "What have I done? How can I undo that?"
It's too late Russell. You are now a "dangerous radical" in the eyes of
your Christadelphian brethren. If I open my window I can hear their cries of
"Heretic" and "Withdraw from him" rising across Melbourne. At the
return of Christ you will be given the divine thumbs down and shunted off in a
cattle truck with us Ex-Christadelphians to an angelic death camp. It was good
of your brethren at Berea to offer encouragement, but in their hearts they know
that in Christadelphia, from now onwards, you are a dead man
walking.
Your Ex-Christadelphian brethren and sisters have read your brave post
and we are all shouting "Go Russell GO!" as you do our work for us and sock it
to those in your own fellowship. We did the same thing when it dawned on Ken
Russell that God can't control the weather. http://berea-portal.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1174
It's good of you lads to do our work for
us and take the lead in dismantling the Christadelphian religion. "He that is
not against us is for us" we think to ourselves, as we watch you burn down the
mission.
OK Russell, so you failed to score a perfect score of six, by adding
that rather lame bit at the end "An implied prediction of the coming of Jesus
Christ (Gen 3:15)." But that's OK, we will overlook that. We Ex-Christadelphians
all had to start somewhere and you chose a great place to start. Push over the
first Genesis domino and you will find that the others will fall quicker than
you could ever imagine.
It goes something like this:
1. The early part of Genesis is not literal. (You got that
right).
2. That means that the talking snake story also has to go. (You already
said that in your post).
3. That means that Adam was not the first Homo Sapien. (Something else
that's blindingly obvious).
4. That means no sin.
5. That means no need for salvation.
6. That means the Bible was written by a Canaanite tribe and not by a
supernatural being.
7. That means you need to send your letter of resignation to your
ecclesia.
That nauseating "Not a profile I enjoy, but unfortunately necessary"
feeling that you have in the pit of your stomach is called "Cognitive
Dissonance." It's the cerebral equivalent of a Canadian logger attempting to
maintain a footing on two floating logs that are traveling in entirely
different directions. You have applied the Scientific Method to early Genesis,
done the splits and it hurts. Now you realize that to stop yourself falling in
the river you will need to abandon either Genesis or the Scientific Method. You
know that the Genesis log is rotten so that's the one to go. But that means
goodbye to all the Christadelphian mumbo-jumbo and your social life. Only you
can make the decision.
The mathematical term for what is about to happen inside your head is
"bifurcation." Knock over one thing and that clobbers two more; they flatten
four which causes another eight to collapse; then sixteen, thirty two, sixty
four. Soon you lose count of how many bits of your faith are spinning off in all
directions. The next thing you know your mind passes over the Event Horizon and
the velocity of your unbelief accelerates to hyper speed. By then you're really
flying and it feels good. Free of the Christadelphian cult baggage your mind
readjusts to the real World and the whole thing starts to make perfect sense.
Finally you wake up to the fact that you can live a moral life without
trying to follow the less awful parts of the Bible. You realize that admirable
morality lies within the human cognizance and conscience. You see that the God
of the Bible offers nothing to humanity other than buckets of blood.
I'm not asking any of you bright Christadelphians to join us, because
there is nothing to join. "Ex-Christadelphian" defines something that you are
not, not something that you become. "Free" is the word that really defines us.
Free of the cult. We just want you to wake up to a different World where you can
allow The Scientific Method free reign in your minds without forever having to
screw the data to fit the Scriptural conclusion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah; "That's not what we are doing" I hear you say, all
affronted. We've heard it all before. When you awake from your cult-trance you
will be as eager as us to spread the wonderful message of freedom to your
brethren and sisters who remained trapped. You have made a great start by
setting fire to the first pages of your Bible and if you keep thinking about it
(which you will) the flames will reach to the last chapter of Revelation - and
you will be free.
Albert Einstein reportedly said, "I regard all religion as superstition made incarnate." That sums things up nicely, I think. Christadelphians sacrifice the life they have in this world -- or in any event, they live stunted, hobbled lives -- because Jesus is always a coming next Tuesday. I would need to write an encyclopedia set to describe some of the misery I've witnessed because of that thinking.
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